Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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