He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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