so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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