And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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