i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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