Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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