sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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