Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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