I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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