I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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