That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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