Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I cut my penus on the lid.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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