just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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