love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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