the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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