She's JV to your varsity
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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