sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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