So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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