Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish i was in the wii world.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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