i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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