Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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