If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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