Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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