in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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