Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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