In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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