So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Actions speak louder than pants.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Randomize
