If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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