So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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