Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
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I seem to have left my pride at pride
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
There's even glitter on my cock...
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