How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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