dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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