how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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