I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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