you guys were way drunker than both of me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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