think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
do herpes really smell.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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