I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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