its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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