they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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