told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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