I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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