this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Success! We fucked roommates!
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