Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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