Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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