My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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