u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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