Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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