I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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