Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Im part way to drunk.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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