Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just forgot I was standing up.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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