You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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