Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
My pussy is not your playground.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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