White coat. Heels.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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