Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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