I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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