SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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