What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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