I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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